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A recent thread on social forum site Reddit, asked straight guys what the gayest experience they ever had was. (Which we wouldn’t be surprised if the topic was pitched by a bored gay guy wanting to beat off over the idea of straight guys doing gay things). Here’s some of the highlights:

Close friend was dumped by his then fiancee, which in turn led to a night out of heavy drinking. I remember saying something along the lines of “I don’t know why she’d leave, but I’d kiss your beautiful bearded face.” After hearing “so do it then” from near by, I did. Someone bought us a round later because we “made a cute couple.” I’m guessing it was the “so do it” person.

This one time about 6 years ago, I met this guy at a friend’s house and he was gay. We had a good time chatting and he asked me if I wanted to go on a date. I didn’t know what to say so I said yes. Now we are married and have a house. That’s pretty much the gayest thing I have ever done.

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This happened the weekend after pokemon go came out. I went to a gay club with my girlfriend and a few of her friends, I was playing it outside since someone set up 2 lure modules at the front entrance when a huge cross dresser comes up to me and says “you want the circle to be as small as possible” and I said “I thought bigger was better” and she replied “that’s because you’re a bottom” then she walked away.

Gay sex. Which is how I know I’m straight.

Well… A few nights ago I was staying in a cabin with about 11 friends. It was a 50/50 split of guys and girls and over 2 nights many litres of hard liquor and a respectable amount of weed was consumed. At one point the 6 girls decided they wanted girl talk, so they banished us guys from the bunk. Being severely inebriated we decided that we’d have guy talk which quickly devolved into chanting “COCKS COCKS COCKS” and showing each other our nuts.

My parents were convinced I was gay while I was growing up. After I lost my virginity to a woman I didnt know if I might like guys too. So I had a gay friend and I asked him if we could have sex. I liked him a lot as a friend and so we had some pretty good sex. However good it felt physically it didn’t feel right emotionally at all. So I got off alright, but mentally just not attracted to guys. So, I’m straight and very secure in it.

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Got waaaay too drunk at a Rent cast party and kissed another guy.

In undergrad, there was a guy friend and a girl friend of mine who really liked each other, but were too scared to make a move. They were talking one night while I was in a state of drunkenness, I dipped him back and kissed him, then stared her in the eye and said ‘see how easy that was?!’ They started dating that night, married 4 years later.

After a night of partying a friend of mine who is gay gave me a blowjob. I wouldn’t consider myself gay though. More of just experiencing what life has to offer.

I once flirted with the dude working the drive thru at McDonald’s, because I wanted some extra Sweet n Sour packets. He seemed into it, but he didn’t give me any extra Sweet n Sour packets. Seriously, who do you have to fuck at McDonald’s to get some extra Sweet n Sour packets?

[H/T: GSN]