It’s no secret that we love our hags as much as they love us. We take them to family weddings as our plus one, we constantly drag the to gay bars, but above all, we provide a standard for her future man to leave up to – ’cause nobody treats our girls like dirt. Here’s a few other things the girls have in common…
- You thought Tinder was rough… until you heard about Grindr
2. You have no problem going to gay clubs because it’s always less drama
3. Actually, you love the wild nights with the gays:
4. Well, until you get hit on by a lesbian:
5. Or until it gets to Monday morning and you’re still out:
6. And then Tuesday comes:
7. Or until you get ditched so your friends can go to a sauna, sex party, all-male club or just a Grindr-jiggy
8. Though on the inside you’re feeling like this:
9. Even though without them, your weekends would be spent productively:
10. You care about gay rights, because without them you’d be hanging around with a bunch of girls you hate
11. You’ve been to Pride more times than you can count:
12. Sometimes you have to live your sex life vicariously through your gay friends
12. You occasionally think you’re just a gay man trapped inside a woman’s body
13. In fact, you frequently find your gay friends ideals rubbing off on you:
14. You’re actually a bomb wing-woman because chatting to other gay men comes so naturally to you
15. You totally understand all gay slang
16. Your finely tuned gaydar means you can spot a queen a mile-off:
17. You get hag-jealousy:
18. Catching up with your gay is totally your favourite past-time
19. Even when your schedule is busy, you’ll find the time to catch the gossip:
20. When your gay best friend is fierce af and you walk into the club:
21. Having queens gush over you (or your outfit) the second you enter a gay bar
22. But deep down you know you’re fabulous:
23. Though low-key you do hate that nobody wants to have sex with you
24. You can always talk so openly with them about your sexcapades (“cocktalk”)
25. And finally, you just really love gay company
Well, apart from gays like this:
Author: Anthony Gilét