Aerosol can
You’ve all heard those off-key urban legends about some man that lives on farm who got something strange stuck up his rectum. It’ll usually be published by such sophisticated publications as Love It! Or The Daily Star, with a heading like, ‘I’M SO FAT I THOUGHT I WAS CONSTIPATED AND FOUND MY CAT UP MY ARSE’. And now thanks to So Bad, So Good – here’s a collection of X-Rays that reveal some very unique objects used for sexual gratification. I mean, it’s easily enough done, isn’t it? One minute you’re cracking one out to Porn Hub and the next minute you’re down the ER because you’ve got a can of deoderant inside you.
Here’s our faves, but other items included a door key, an eggplant, butt plugs and a pestle. See them here.
A decapitated barbie doll:
Obviously you wouldn’t shove it up your poop chute with the head still on… that would be weird.
A glass bottle:
This what happens when a loosey goosey thinks they’re still tight, and uses the mini Jacob Creeks.
Buzz Lightyear toy
“TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!”
Jar of coffee:
How’s that to wake you up on a Monday morning
iPod:
Imagine having an arsehole sing xxxx – oh wait…
Orange:
Who the fuck? How?
