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Now, you don’t have to be an Oracle to know that our knowledge of football extends as far as ‘locker room porn’ on XTube. But, from 10 minutes on a Google image, what we’ve learnt is that Fabio is one of those guys, that could be really hot with good lighting and a decent barber. Hack off the curtains hun, this is not 1998. And even then they weren’t cool.

And sorry, I know y’all came here for the dick, but can I question that bathroom that looks like a flatshare in Walthamstow. Do Italian footballers not get overpaid like our ones?

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