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Meet Jesse. Jesse, like the rest of us, has had a hook-up go horribly wrong. To be fair, how often do they go right?! But bible, if you thought you had a date or shag go down the shitter, Jesse’s plays out like a slapstick comedy. It really makes you think, perhaps a limp dick and and a shitty condom aren’t so bad after all…

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A number of things in this made me laugh. The awkward moment when they open the door in their sex clothing, and you’re like UMM, ok. You’re really down for this. The whole big guy and tiny dog: OBVS. Seen this so many times walking down Old Compton Street.

And the way he describes the guy’s house as Martha Stuart-y but if she was a kinky old bitch. (Actually I’m sure she probably is). Of course he was just playing a techno playlist from Soundcloud… What else do BDSM enthusiasts listen to?

The guy wakes up, “did I pass out?” Thinking he just took too much G… LOL.

[H/T: The Sword]