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Well, you lot wished upon a star (or more like, logically suggested) that Michael Hoffman hurry up and do gay porn, and it seems he’s getting gayer by the minute. And sluttier. So quick, in fact, we’re struggling to keep up. A bit like him, in his last two videos. NOW, they’ve ditched that chick and are possibly hinting at making a gay sex tape together. Firstly they start greasing each other up like glazed hams, and now they’re cracking it out next to each other.

Like, there’s suspense boys, and then there’s taking the piss. It’s not a secret and it’s not a shocker, but he’s clearly seeing how long y’all wait until he finally gets bummed. Still, though he could’ve picked a hotter counter-part. Though, I ‘spose they’re untied in their not-so-secret love of sausage. But before you fuck each other like horny boarding school boys, can ditch that tacky sofa and cheesy flag? I feel like I’m watching something from Cash In The Attic.

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