Hot Guys Posing With Food They’ll Never Eat Will Make You Hungry

Has anyone ever noticed how buff Instagram hoes are always posing with fast food. Like bitch, you never got that six pack or those v lines by eating processed shit. They’re just cotching on the sofa with £60 worth of Dominoes making perfection look like a piece of piss. No, sorry, not buying it. I reckon they totally do what I like to call a ‘bulimic back-hand’. They wave a slice of pizza in your face with one hand to distract you from seeing the one that’s down their throat. Either way, all I know is when I closed my IG, I’m hungry. Although dunno if it’s for burgers, or boy.

1. Pancakes + Nutella = Shredded. Of course it does. 

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2. Yeah ’cause you know that’s the only roll he’ll ever know of

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3. We’re sure there’s a chubby girlfriend that took the photo

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4. BRB going gym

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5. Nope. Not buying it. 

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6. All the ingredients for the body of a God

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7. Pays $20… Has one bite

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8. To be divided up over the next month…

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9. Dunkin Donuts sponsors V lines


10. There’s a reason the lid is still on…

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11. How do you think Willy Wonka got those guns?

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12. To be shared with 17 ripped friends

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13. How sweet, he baked for his nephew’s birthday party

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14. One for each pec

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15. *Licks icing*….. *Shoots self*

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16. He must be babysitting two fat kids

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17. Is this how they deliver them nowdays, because I know that shredded piece of ass ain’t tucking in

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18. They’re for the office… Not him

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19. “This doesn’t look like the bland salad I ordered…”

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20. The only thing he’s seen stacked that high are weights

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21. Now that’s just fucking ridiculous… 

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Author: AnthonyGilet

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