You know when you’re watching a go-go dancer (shit song and your mates can’t string a sentence together), and you’re totally mesmerised by his schlong dance moves. And it doesn’t even matter if he’s out of time to the music; he’s just exercising his love muscle as practise for later. We’re pretty sure that these sites are a plenty at Barcelona Circuit *books ticket* – but until then, we’ll just let you enjoy this clip…

Are you dickmatized yet?!