Sometimes the only thing giving you life on the way to work is the newpaper read on the way there. But imagine opening up your Metro to see a cock-takeover. Between rush hour commuting and actually going to work itself, weekdays can be reasonably bleak. But sometimes all you need to make you smile, is a prolific biro drawing on on a daily tabloid. How is it that these detailed sketches on otherwise boring images can provide us with such humour? Who fucking cares, check them out below:

1. The guy that put the cock in cocktail

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2. The children that first hand experience Free Willy

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3. When Obama made a ballsy move in the White House 

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4. When Camilla got her hands on the crown jewels

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5. This politician who got a little blind sighted

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6. Or this swimmers spunk 

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7. The kitten with a lot to give

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8. Or the two rugby players that seriously scored

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9. The meat Aussies use on their BBQ

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10. How Kim Kardashian feels when she hears Kanye’s voice

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11. The chef’s surprise dish

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12. Hanna Schlong-Tanna 

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13. The golfer that got stuck carrying the balls

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14. Steve Commando’s Dick Blitz

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15. These footballers unconventional celebration

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16. This runner being peensued 

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17. Putin’s weapon of mass destruction

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18. James Franco’s excitement over the release of The Interview

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19. This goal

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20. This battle of the giant (schlongs)

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21. Cockzilla

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22. Finally, this pussies afternoon nap

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[Images: @NewspaperDickz / Twitter]