Life is precious. There is no point wasting a second of it. I’m assuming this is the theory behind such a brazen opening message. Why waste time with menial chat-chat like asking how one is or even their name, when if they ain’t gonna fuck you, it don’t matter. What she doesn’t realise is that time-saving is a two-way street. I could have answered his question, given him a glimmer of hope and smiled smugly to myself that some troll was bashing one out over me. But why would I waste my time when he clearly didn’t want to waste any of his? Of course, I could have ignored it. But that’s not as fun.
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