Sworn you were being good and then having dinner with a friend just escalated? Who hasn’t. Next thing you know you’ve had five hours sleep in three days and that mother-fucker alarm clock be screaming you out of bed. Urgh. It definitely feels like the end of the world, don’t worry… it’s just a comedown.

1. Crossing the road is quite simply a head-fuck

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2. …Or taking a bath

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3. …Or even just having a conversation with your colleagues

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4. Somebody at work asks “Heavy weekend?”

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5. Small things always seem so much bigger…

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6. You spend Monday through to Wednesday re-evaluating your life

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7. And make the same decision regarding your party lifestyle

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8. Until 8pm on Thursday

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9. The lady in the Post Office asks how you are

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10. You’re haunted by the things you said to people…

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11. …And the things you did… 

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12. But then you find out that one of your mates had a ratchet Grindr shag

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13. You always feel so skinny afterwards

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14. Until the carbs find you anyway

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15. And within the space of half an hour, you’re back to your usual physique

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16. You only just catch the rush hour train and there’s no space to sit down

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17. You got a winter cold that drenches your Metro

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18. Even watching an advert for Imodium is a bit emotional

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19. There’s always the trauma of having the first poo post-weekend

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20. A husky cough on the phone to your parents is standard

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21. Your alarm clock sounds like the siren of death

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22. Your parents ask what you got up to on Sunday

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23. But you can’t help having flashbacks to this

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24. Looking in the mirror, even you have to admit you’ve looked better…

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25. All you need is 27 hours to catch up on sleep

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