Following the success of our recent post about knowing you’re a Vauxhall trashbag, I’ve compiled the sequel, because any true trashbag knows there’s more than just 25… You know like when you can’t swing a handbag with hitting 5 blokes you’ve shagged? Unfortunately. Or when you took a shot just to level you back out after going under? Sure. What about when you came around doing something you don’t remember starting? Uh-huh. 

1. When you hear the intro to ‘Addicted’:

2. Encountered this person at a sex party…

3. You’ve had to go to the GUM clinic after a Bank Holiday weekend

4. You’ve been inappropriately touched on the dance floor of Fire

5. After 3 days, all you can manage is the Vauxhall 2-step:

6. When you go to Orange fresh, and everyone else has been going since Friday

7. The topless torsos can make you feel inadequate:

8. But you decide to take your top off anyway:

9. Had a link in Chariots because neither of you could ‘accom’

10. This is your Thursday – Monday motto:

11. You’ve walked around Later with Meph-claw

12. Security ask you to empty your pockets

13. When they moved Onyx to Covert…

14. Wound up at Union on a Tuesday morning

15. Lost you’re last gram at A:M

16. You see your friend who always has a shot

17. You’d happily go to Area on your own, because… 

18. You’re friend suggests going to The Hoist

19. Ever had a sneak glance over the urinals at Fire

20. Been thrown out of XXL

21. Put so much thought into your entrance to Supermartxe

22. But not so much the exit…

23. You’ve seen someone you dislike get taken to the medic room

24. You’ve ever given someone their FIRST bump… 

25. Done this in the smoking area of Society

Other posts you might like:
>> 25 Ways You Know You’re A Vauxhall Trashbag
>> 30 Ways You Know You’re in a Gay Sauna
>> Dating Tales: Hot Vauxhall Mess