Get that playlist configured and get practising those moves…

Towards the start of Cocktails and Cocktalk, I realised a few tracks from iSEX – that playlist you put on, before the clothes come off…
Here’s part II of the songs you need playing to get you in the mood (or rhythm).

Scream – P.Diddy Feat. Keri Hilson & Nicole Scherzinger
She giving you all tha permission yo need, to be as loud as yo want!

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXskfsgBihE&w=560&h=315]

‘In Public’ – Kelis, Feat. Nas
Ya’ll know there is something freaky about getting it on, where you can get caught. And the grimy beat of this track makes you wind just listening.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuSlLwdTT3c&w=420&h=315]

‘Skin’ – Rihanna

Sensual, seductive, intimate, deep… I won’t go on…

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kjaagQcYkc&w=420&h=315]

‘Sexy Love’ – Ne-Yo
One of THE sexiest songs of all time, it’s less about fucking and more about making love. And as fun as it is to WOCK, sometimes you just gotta slow it down, fall in love, and then fall in to bed.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgaeGW-2z6w&w=560&h=315]

‘Ride’ – Ciara, Feat. Ludacris
The instruction in the title, and keeping your snapback and chains on will make you feel more manly – like it does for Ciara.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp6W4aK1sbs&w=560&h=315]

‘Slave 4 u’ – Britney Spears
This song was so ahead of its time, even now the panting makes listeners wanna rip their clothes off and hold a lighter to the smoke alarm. Mhmmm hunty! Get those sprinklers on! People think that 50 Shades is hot, that submissive sket of a housewife don’t got nothing on Britney. The tracks also full of ideas, get looking those gimp masks and paddles – and then flip for roles!
(AS IF all the Fetish writing I’m doing at work is seeping into my private writing).

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzybwwf2HoQ&w=420&h=315]

‘Sensual Seduction/Sexual Erruption’ – Snoop Dogg
Two versions, one clean, one dirty. Much like most of our personalities. As Usher once said “you want a Lady on the street and a freak in the bed”, the clean one is the one they play in the car with your mum. The dirty one is the one you drop before you grab the ankles and drop him on his back.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4mKo1mpF8w&w=420&h=315]

‘Me & U’ – Cassie
This songs good for stripping, foreplay, all the bits before the main act. Cos that dripping back beat is what that shits made for. It’s slow, teasing and tempting.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qgKIaxiPLY&w=420&h=315]

While a lot of these songs seem to be adhering to a certain ‘persuasion’ of music, but the fact of the matter is, the most sexual singers – are women, and black men. Ain’t no-one gonna be dropping Rod Stewart or One Direction when they wanna stay hard.
NEXT TIME, on iSEX, some of the acts will be returning; expect more from Britney and Rihanna, while they’ll be plenty more newcomers, such as 50 Cent and Nelly Furtado.

…And without forgetting, here are some to AVOID:

‘Physical’ – Olivia Newton John
Yes, the song is banging, but it ain’t sexual. It makes me more motivated to put on trainers than to put on a rubber. Much more of a gym song than a down and dirty riddim! And true to fact, you don’t want your man humming along…

‘Ego’ – Beyonce
Hearing, “It’s too big, it’s too wide, it’s too thick…” is doing nobody any favours, even if it is – and especially if its not!

Anything by Adele. Amazing vocalist. Mood killer. Offering so much sedation it would be like fucking someone in a suicidal k-hole. The only thing good about k-holes are that they make you feel like a mellowed-out celebrity. So sombre + sad + tranquil = flaccid.