So who wants to see Zac Efron touching himself?!
It’s the question that makes most gays eye bulge out of their heads, let alone what it makes bulge out of their pants! Well at your pleasure… here it is.
And as if I wasn’t good enough to you already. Who wants to hear the hush hush gossip on Zachary?!
So last summer I’m having dinner with Whitney Houston and friends. OK, maybe not with them, but we were at the same party at a castle in middle England, and they were at the next table. Obviously Mariah was there, Hilary Swank, the GLEE crowd, Bruno Mars, Usher and Eva Longoria. Oh my God, don’t get even get me started on that bitch… I go to say ‘hi’ to her, seen as now we move in the same circles, and trollop gives me the ‘one minute’ finger. AS IF! I was about to go all Angelina in Girl, Interrupted on her ass:
“Let me give you some advice OK? Don’t point your fucking finger at crazy people!”
But I’m so giving her a second chance cos she’s probably got little woman syndrome. ANYWAY; I have on good resource that Zac bats for our team. By team, I obviously mean, homosexuality.
And his boyfriend was none other than hot hunk Chase Crawford. But whatever, don’t totally spread it, cos I’ll get sued.
Oh, and here’s his butt…