Dick Pic Test

It happens on a daily basis. You’re chatting with a guy, things start getting a little heated, you might ask something kinky like “how are you today?” and BAM, he hits you with a dick pic. But this isn’t just your bog standard, bad lighting dick pic. This is a pic where his genitalia is wedged up against a can of Dr.Pepper cause, you know, proportions. They ain’t playing with no flattering angles, just lots of household items…

FOOD & DRINK

There are people in the world that are walking miles for a sip of contaminated river water

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Forget Dr.Pepper you’d need a doctor after that thing

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In the mood for a snack? We hope it hasn’t got cheese inside!

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Once you pop, you just can’t stop!

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You know some days, you just really need a beer after work…

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They do say a glass a day can benefit your health

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But then somedays you’re like ‘fuck it, just give me the bottle’

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TECHNOLOGY

What do you think the chances are he’s watching Babe Station? We wonder if we can put him on mute. 

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*Looks down*
“Ooh girl, I gotta go! Time flies when you’re sucking dick!”

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Time for an upgrade?

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We’ve heard this is the new incentive to keep kids in school

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HOUSEHOLD ITEMS

The perfect solution for dick breath

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And untamed pubes

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Oh the irony of hairspray when you’re fully shaved… 

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He’ll give you a facial and then touch-up your contour:

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MISCELLANEOUS

This guy looks like he could use a hand:

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HMM… They do say that “sex sells”, though if you think we’re getting on our knees for a dollar, bitch you must be high

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In for a penny, in for a pound(ing). But seriously hun, where were you going with this?

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This guy really made the effort when he opened his penny bank

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This guy is playing it safe

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While this guy is playing with fire…

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ERMM….

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