Dick Pic Test
It happens on a daily basis. You’re chatting with a guy, things start getting a little heated, you might ask something kinky like “how are you today?” and BAM, he hits you with a dick pic. But this isn’t just your bog standard, bad lighting dick pic. This is a pic where his genitalia is wedged up against a can of Dr.Pepper cause, you know, proportions. They ain’t playing with no flattering angles, just lots of household items…
FOOD & DRINK
There are people in the world that are walking miles for a sip of contaminated river water
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Forget Dr.Pepper you’d need a doctor after that thing
In the mood for a snack? We hope it hasn’t got cheese inside!
Once you pop, you just can’t stop!
You know some days, you just really need a beer after work…
They do say a glass a day can benefit your health
But then somedays you’re like ‘fuck it, just give me the bottle’
What do you think the chances are he’s watching Babe Station? We wonder if we can put him on mute.
“Ooh girl, I gotta go! Time flies when you’re sucking dick!”
Time for an upgrade?
We’ve heard this is the new incentive to keep kids in school
The perfect solution for dick breath
And untamed pubes
Oh the irony of hairspray when you’re fully shaved…
He’ll give you a facial and then touch-up your contour:
This guy looks like he could use a hand:
HMM… They do say that “sex sells”, though if you think we’re getting on our knees for a dollar, bitch you must be high
In for a penny, in for a pound(ing). But seriously hun, where were you going with this?
This guy really made the effort when he opened his penny bank
This guy is playing it safe
While this guy is playing with fire…